-Before marriage..
I die for you..
-After marriage.
You die, up to you.
-Lagi lama married..
You die I help you!
-Before marriage..
You go anywhere..I follow you.
-After marriage...
You go anywhere..up to you.
-Lagi lama married...
You go anywhere... better get lost!!
-Before wedding -
"you are my heart, you are my love"
-After wedding -
"you get on my nerves."
-Before wedding -
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
-After wedding -
"you are worse than godzila."
-Before wedding -
Roses are red, violets are blue
Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
-After wedding -
Roses are dead, I am blue
You get on my head, I will sue you
-Before wedding -
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
-After wedding -
You want to go, he says you wait-la
-Before wedding -
She looks like Anita Sarawak
-After wedding -
Don't know whether katak or biawak
-Before wedding -
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
-After wedding -
Furthest you go is Gasing Hill
-Before wedding -
He opens the car door
-After wedding -
He opens his mouth and snores
-Before wedding -
She / he was your ideal
-After wedding -
She / he becomes your ordeal
So beware of the consequences
Sunday, May 28, 2006
What is Marriage?
1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence a life sentence.
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor, and the woman gets?her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring
and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak, and the NEIGHBORS listen.
6. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying.
7. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
8. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
9. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
10. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
11. Confucius says: a woman who sinks into a man's arm soon, will soon have her arms in the man's sink.
12. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
13. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
14. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin.
They can't face each other, but they still stay together.
15. Marriage is when man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
16. "I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was Always."
17. It's not true that married men live longer than single men,
It only seems longer.
18. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
19. A man was complaining to a friend: "I HAD IT ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE." "WHAT HAPPENED?" asked his friend. He says "MY WIFE FOUND OUT."
20. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.
21. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: "AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER?" The other replied, "YES, I AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN."
22. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
23. No matter how often a married man changes his job, he still endsup with the same boss.
24. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received two hundred forty eight?letters,?and they all said YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
25. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is...
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor, and the woman gets?her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring
and suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak, and the NEIGHBORS listen.
6. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying.
7. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
8. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
9. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
10. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
11. Confucius says: a woman who sinks into a man's arm soon, will soon have her arms in the man's sink.
12. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
13. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
14. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin.
They can't face each other, but they still stay together.
15. Marriage is when man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
16. "I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was Always."
17. It's not true that married men live longer than single men,
It only seems longer.
18. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
19. A man was complaining to a friend: "I HAD IT ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE." "WHAT HAPPENED?" asked his friend. He says "MY WIFE FOUND OUT."
20. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.
21. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: "AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER?" The other replied, "YES, I AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN."
22. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
23. No matter how often a married man changes his job, he still endsup with the same boss.
24. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received two hundred forty eight?letters,?and they all said YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
25. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is...
Friday, May 26, 2006
Bon Voyage!
One of my good buddies here is going back to China on the 19th of June for good :( *sob sob* She could not find any work she fancies after hunting for it since early February this year. Maybe it's better for her to go back to China coz her mom knows people from the telecommunications company back home. She loves working in the telecommunications industry btw. After you go back, left Maria and I onlylah.. *miao cries even louder*
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Welcome!
yayy!! new blog!!
p/s - Justin, I just love this blogskin so much!! allow me to copy ur blogskin until I figure how to make a nicer one yea! hehehehehe...
p/s - Justin, I just love this blogskin so much!! allow me to copy ur blogskin until I figure how to make a nicer one yea! hehehehehe...
