Before and After Effects...

-Before marriage..
I die for you..

-After marriage.
You die, up to you.

-Lagi lama married..
You die I help you!

-Before marriage..
You go anywhere..I follow you.

-After marriage...
You go anywhere..up to you.

-Lagi lama married...
You go anywhere... better get lost!!

-Before wedding -
"you are my heart, you are my love"

-After wedding -
"you get on my nerves."

-Before wedding -
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"

-After wedding -
"you are worse than godzila."

-Before wedding -
Roses are red, violets are blue
Like it or not, I'm stuck with you

-After wedding -
Roses are dead, I am blue
You get on my head, I will sue you

-Before wedding -
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La

-After wedding -
You want to go, he says you wait-la

-Before wedding -
She looks like Anita Sarawak

-After wedding -
Don't know whether katak or biawak

-Before wedding -
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill

-After wedding -
Furthest you go is Gasing Hill

-Before wedding -
He opens the car door

-After wedding -
He opens his mouth and snores

-Before wedding -
She / he was your ideal

-After wedding -
She / he becomes your ordeal

So beware of the consequences